The Platform's Patrick Pope or should I say P'Trique is back for another hilarious fashion parody and it is #Totes Amaze!
Personal favourite one liners include -
'I don't do standing'
'If this outfit doesn't get me on a street style blog I give up!'
'She said she was wearing Jason Wu... it was Jason Wu for Target'
'If you're not in the first two rows you do not matter'
'These are cab to curb heels only'
'My intern was seated better than me'
'Ergh, cobble stones'
'I'm not riding the bus'
Posted by: Miss J